The Stig

"BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest." (bmanultima) 03/27/2015 at 22:05 • Filed to: None

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So with all this fracas with Jeremy Clarkson, it's assumed that James and Richard will also follow him, wherever they end up. Throughout all this talk and speculation, everyone's forgotten about the fourth, silent, presenter.

The Stig.

Is his identity going to be revealed if it turns out he's out of a job? Is he going to keep being the Stig with new hosts? Is he going to reveal his own identity on purpose to profit from the fame?

Funktheduck > BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. 03/27/2015 at 22:07

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Plot twist. It's Danica Patrick

scoob > BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. 03/27/2015 at 22:08

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There's been rumors that the Stig is actually multiple people. Would make sense but, as always, who knows?

Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW. > BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. 03/27/2015 at 22:10

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Nah, they probably put it back in his box and keep it at their warehouse.

TheHondaBro > Funktheduck 03/27/2015 at 22:12

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Plot twist: it's Oisin Tymon.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. 03/27/2015 at 22:17

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Poor stig

BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > scoob 03/27/2015 at 22:31

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I'm not sure about that, as his driving style seems pretty consistent.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. 03/27/2015 at 22:35

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It never occurred to me that May and Hammond might accompany Clarkson.

PatBateman > BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. 03/27/2015 at 22:37

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SURPRISE!!! It's DANICA PATRICK!

BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 03/27/2015 at 22:37

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He is the biggest name of the three, so that's how I see it.

scoob > BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. 03/27/2015 at 22:45

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They probably meant off the test track, like the cousins who weren't obviously different people.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. 03/27/2015 at 22:49

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You forget that he is a character rather than a real person. The rights to "The Stig" are likely still owned by the BBC, so I doubt we'll be seeing much more of him unless the show is rebooted.

ps if i hear the word fracas one more time imma punch a bitch

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW. 03/27/2015 at 22:50

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Funktheduck > TheHondaBro 03/27/2015 at 22:50

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Plot twist: it's Jeremy Clarkson wearing a Tymon suit wearing a Partick suit wearing the Stig suit

BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/27/2015 at 23:15

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I'm talking about whoever the race car driver is under the mask.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. 03/28/2015 at 14:59

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In truth, though, I am developing a case of Clarkson fatigue. I think he should apply for a job as spokesperson for Massengill.